Archive for October, 2008

Absolutely Pigs Bay

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

You may have heard the phrase “Dagenham East” as in “He’s completely Dagenham East”. Dagenham East is four stops past Barking on the London Underground’s District Line.

But if you stay on the train to Upminster, then change to the parallel London Tilbury and Southend line, you can travel all the way to the seaside resort of Shoeburyness.

But even that’s not quite the end of the line. The tracks continue past the station into the military depot at Pigs Bay. If you go any further you’ll end up in the North Sea.

Pigs Bay is therefore as mad as you can possibly get.

It’s an apt description of the lunatic fringe of America’s religious right. These are sort the people who preach that you will go to Hell if you vote for Barack Obama. They’re also claiming Kenyan witches are casting spells on John McCain to make him look stupid, and ensure the election of Obama, who although he claims to be a Christian, is really a Muslim and therefore a Satanist. You couldn’t make this stuff up. The stuff about so-called ‘spiritual warfare’ has always rather scared me.

As Teresa Niesen-Hayden says in the first linked article

“Spiritual warfare” is a sort of folk thaumaturgy with ambitions to theurgy. If it worked, it would be a branch of black magic. There are “spiritual warfare” adherents out there who publicly take credit for the death of Mother Teresa.

So we have a what amounts to a syncretism of fundamentalism and folk magic which reminds me of a Protestant version of Voodoun, plus a big dollop of conspiracy theory and an unthinking adherence to authoritarian right-wing politics. It makes me think of Baby Doc Duvalier and the Tonton Macoutes.

I’d love to think they’re a tiny lunatic fringe, but Sarah Palin seems to be deeply immersed in this subculture. While there’s little chance of McPalin being elected unless the poll is rigged massively, the fact that politicians think they’re a significant enough voting block to have to pander to them is rather frightening.

Bad Shepherds Tour cancelled - or maybe not?

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I’d been looking forward to seeing Ade Edmondson and the Bad Shepherds with an acoustic lineup of Mostly Autumn as support; I had tickets for the Crewe and Manchester dates at the beginning of November. Sadly this afternoon I received an email from the promoter of the tour saying that the entire tour is cancelled.

There wasn’t an update on the Bad Shepherds website when I last looked, but some googling did turn up a news item on the Daily Telegraph Website stating that the tour was off:

The 27-night tour, which was due to start on Saturday, was pulled on Thursday.

The Bad Shepherds were due to play at the Halfmoon in Putney, south-west London, on Monday and Tuesday.

Told of the news, booking agent Kirk Barclay said: “That would be a major blow. They were booked a good couple of months ago.”

A spokesman for the band said: “Due to personnel changes The Bad Shepherds are not in a position to undertake the tour as advertised.”

This must be a big disappointment both for those members of Mostly Autumn who were taking part in this tour, and the many fans planning to attend.

It’s probably too early to tell, but there has been talk of Mostly Autumn salvaging a couple of gigs as acoustic shows on their own.

Still a bummer, though :(

Urgent Update: According a posting on the official Mostly Autumn forum, the email that went out is allegedly a spoof, and this weekend’s two gigs at Pocklington in Yorkshire are still going ahead. I think it’s a case of “Watch this space”.

Further Update: The gig at Pocklington on Saturday 25th went ahead - there’s a review by Roger Newport that concentrates on Mostly Autumn, and another one by Chris Berendt which throws some light on what’s been going on. Still very much a case of “watch this space”.

Further Update: I spoke to the staff at Crewe Limelight last night (Sunday), and they told me the gig there on Monday 3rd Nov is still on. Comments left below, and from Twitter suggest that Frome and Liverpool Cavern Club are cancelled, but the one as Southhampton The Brook is still on. It’s looking as though it was the promoter rather than the band who’s pulled the plug, but the band are in negotiation with at least some venues directly.

Final Update:

Announcement on the Mostly Autumn website today

Mostly Autumn regret to tell you that it seems the Bad Shepherds tour has been cancelled.

We have no details at the moment and there has been no official statement but from conversations with the Bad Shepherds, there will be no more gigs after Pocklington.

As it is not MA’s tour and we have no confirmation on this we can only offer advice to get in touch with the Bad Shepherds. At this moment in time MA have no plans to play any more of the gigs.

That pretty much looks like it’s all over, as far as I’m concerned. I’m not interested in going to any gigs that might take place just to see The Bad Shepherds if Mostly Autumn will not be supporting, and will be asking for refunds.

The Reasoning on Tour

Monday, October 20th, 2008

I managed to catch Cardiff’s The Reasoning three times on their short “Dark Angel” tour. Their mix of melodic rock and metal with progressive seasoning always works well live, and with an excellent second album under their belt, this was a tour to look forward to.

First up was the Classic Rock Society’s gig at Wath-upon-Dearne. I’ve not been to a CRS gig or this venue before; the venue reminded me of the Drill Hall at Lincoln; raised seating at the back with a level standing area at the front. This was an all-age gig, with loads of kids in the audience; it makes for a very different atmosphere. There seemed to be a good crowd; I estimated two hundred or so.

Support was Combination Head, a band I’d never heard before. Hearing then described as ‘a bit like ELP’ made me fear the worst. I’m not a big fan of ELP, the band that wrote the rule books for Bombastic and Self-Indulgent. But Combination Head, while they had plenty of Hammond organ pyrotechnics reigned in the self-indulgent widdling and threw in some decent tunes instead. Not bad at all.

Introduced as “An Evening of Gorp-Metal”, The Reasoning’s set was powerful and impassioned, much improved from their slightly hesitant set at the Cambridge Rock Festival. With their new album out they’ve revamped the setlist completely, playing almost all of more metal-orientated “Dark Angel” plus the best half of their debut “Awakening”, a superb 90 minutes of great music with no let up at all. They’re a band that really mean business now. The new material came over well live; ‘Dark Angel’ and ‘Sharp Sea’, already familiar from January’s gigs have already established themselves as live favourites. ‘Call Me God?’, premièred at Cambridge, is an absolute monster live, and Rachel dropped some unsubtle hints as to who it’s about. The epic ‘A Musing Dream’ also comes over well on stage. They encored with a cover of Alanis Morrissette’s ‘Uninvited’ and the old Karnataka favourite ‘Talk to Me’.

Sunday’s acoustic gig at Kimberworth was a quite different affair; a relaxed and laid-back performance before a select audience of fifty or so dedicated fans. So laid back that the some of the band took to the stage and were ready to start while one member of the band was still in the loo; he got a huge cheer when he turned up. They played an hour’s worth of acoustic reworkings of material from both albums.

The third and final gig I went to was Crewe Limelight. Recent gigs there had been very hit-and-miss sound-wise, but I still love this venue. It’s one of those slightly seedy but atmospheric small clubs, walls completely covered in posters and album sleeves. Pure rock’n'roll. And they attracted a good crowd; significantly more people than the last time they played this venue in January.

Support this time was Mermaid Kiss, with their new keyboard player Colin Henney. I’ve seen a lot of them this year, with their earlier support slots for Panic Room and Breathing Space. While they’re definitely not to everyone’s taste, I love what they do. Their semi-acoustic lineup emphasises Evelyn Downing’s distinctive voice and Wendy Marks’ assorted woodwinds. I don’t think I’ve ever seen another band use a cor anglais on stage. While I’d like to see them do some gigs at some time with a full electric lineup reproducing the atmospheric progressive rock of their albums, the stripped-down acoustic arrangements of many of the songs from “Etarlis” work well live. Tonight’s set was slightly shorter, with some material from their forthcoming “American Images” omitted, but still pretty good.

The Reasoning played an absolute blinder this time around. They’d been good at Wath, this took their performance to another level entirely, helped by the best sound I’ve heard at The Limelight for ages. Three dates into their tour, the lineup had fully gelled, with that incredible mix of high energy, tightness and emotional intensity they’ve established a reputation for. The setlist was much the same as we’d heard at Wath, but with a rearranged running order for slightly better pacing, opening with ‘Sharp Sea’ rather than ‘Dark Angel’, and swapping ‘Talk to Me’ and ‘Awakening’. New guitarist Owain Roberts has really fitted in now, reeling off some amazing solos that always stop well short of anything remotely self-indulgent; restrained virtuosity indeed. He absolutely nailed the guitar parts of earlier “Awakening” material, and shone on his own work on “Dark Angel”.

Reports I’ve read of later dates in Cardiff, London and Bilston suggest the final dates were better still. They’re on the road again supporting Fish next month; I hope to catch at least one of the dates - on this form they’re going to give the headliner a serious run for his money.

Nul Points

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

So the British Eurovision Entry is to be written by Andrew Lloyd-Webber

It will be warbled by some wannabe chosen by a cheesy talent show. Previously the British public has been forced to choose the least bad from a list of mediocre entries, and still the voters get it wrong. This time there is no option to choose something not written by cheesemeister Andrew Lloyd Webber

My feelings are summed up by the greatest composer of the late 20th Century, Roger Waters.

We cower in our bunkers
With our fingers in our ears
Lloyd-Webber’s awful stuff
Runs for years, and years, and years

An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
The piano lid comes down
And breaks his f***ing fingers

It’s a miracle

I hope Finland come up with something good next year. They’d get my vote.

US Election - the Model Railroader’s View

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Unlike some people on this side of the Atlantic, I haven’t commented much on the American elections, probably because I don’t want my blog turning into angry political rants.

So I’ll link to an American model railroad site, with the diorama M Cain & O Bama Fish Oil & Fertilizer. It’s both very funny and pretty much non-partisan.

On the other hand, if the Candidates Were Trains is probably something supporters of one candidate will find far funnier than those of the other.

Another victory in the Prog Wars?

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Guardian columnist Will Byers wrote a piece praising Pink Floyd which also contained a lot of ill-informed and clichéd dismissals of ‘prog’

Not only did a large proportion of the Guardian commentariat take a dim view of this rather than agree with him, but the piece got widely linked from various prog forums, attracting visitors who came and took his poorly-argued piece apart.

I added that what really disappointed me was that his previous posts had been well-argued and thought-provoking, and seemed to show a respect for a much broader range of genres than many of the ex-NME types that write for that site. So to see him descend into parrotting punk-era journalistic clichés was rather sad. I suggested that his piece pissed away a lot of the respect he’d built up in previous postings.

Given the blatantly trollish natures of far too many recent Guardian Music Blog posts from the likes of Stephen Wells, Alan McGee, Caroline Sullivan etc., I have to wonder whether there’s been an edict from on high to ‘be controversial’ in order to provoke more comments and thus generate more advertising hits.

In the comments, he posted what can only be described as a grovelling apology.

I accept that I am guilty of judging a whole load of bands by the small amount of music I have heard by them. For that I apologise.

To end, if anyone is still paying attention, I tried to write a love letter with spite in my heart. Never again will I try to celebrate something I love by belittling the things that other people love.

We never managed to get an apology out of Tony Naylor.

Manchester Model Railway Exhibition 2008

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

It doesn’t seem a whole year since the 2007 event.

The Manchester show always concentrates on high quality, and this year’s was no exception. It was very much into big layouts this year, and a good proportion weren’t kettle-based either. I’ve seen the excellent 4mm slice of south London “Vauxhall Road” before, with impressive architectural modelling and real urban atmosphere, with the frequent EMU services passing on the a high curving viaduct above the streets.

I’ve also seen the German HO layout “Ediger Eller” before; I thought the scenic modelling was excellent (And I travelled on that line in the summer) but it lost verisimilitude for me by running trains from widely-separated eras side-by side. 01 pacifics and Class 485 electrics just don’t mix I’m afraid.

“Stainmore Summit” was the best steam layout for me, representing the bleak and windswept summit of the now-closed trans-pennine line from Barnard Castle to Penrith, modelled as it was in it’s last years before closure.

Loscoe Yard in G scale was impressive, an simple ‘shunting plank’ featuring a locomotive servicing facility in an urban US setting. In a smaller scale it would have been very much ‘ho hum’, but scaled up to 1:29, it impressed.

But the highlight had to be another larger-scale layout, Apethorn Junction. 7mm scale, fully DCC, all locos equipped with sound, the thing just oozed atmosphere. It really gave the impression you were standing by the lineside in about 1971 watching the trains go past. To see a class 25 slowly rounding the curve with a rake of vanfits slowing to a signal stop looked more like the real thing than a model. Made me kick myself for not taking my camera.

Although this show tends to be about layouts rather than traders, my credit card managed to get mugged by Mr Bachmann and Mr Dapol.

Why the music world needs Oasis… like a bad case of haemerroids

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

In his weekly column for The Grauniad, the increasingly ridiculous Alan McGee manages to exceed his own standard in breathless hyperbole

I understand that openly admitting to liking Oasis is inviting confrontation, but you know what? Being an Oasis fan is never having to say I’m sorry. And I’m not. Leave saying sorry to the Coldplay imitators as their era of bedwetter music is over. It’s only Glasvegas and Oasis for competition in this country. If you are in a band and are not artistically competing with the creative rock’n'roll genius of Oasis or Glasvegas, it’s time to just stop and get off the treadmill. This is how rock’n'roll should be done in the United Kingdom today.

Apparently this new album is on a par with The Beatles’ “Revolver” and The Stones’ “Beggars Banquet”. Believe that, and I’ve got a bridge for sale.

A comment of mine has so far got 30 recommendations for saying that the coming of Oasis marked the point where mainstream British rock music took a major wrong turning, and tediously retro lumpen four-chord pub-rock became the only game in town.

Actually, I thought the first couple of Oasis albums were tolerably listenable, about as good as The Darkness a decade later. But their sound came to dominate the music scene to the extent that their ultimate legacy is the current glut of so-called ‘landfill indie’, band after band who all draw from the same desperately limited musical palette. It’s not pretty.

Naturally a band like The Reasoning blows the musically limited Oasis right out out of the water. Perhaps that’s what McGee is inadvertently saying: if you’re even more tiresomely conservative than Oasis, you might as well give up now.

Welcome to the World!

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

As posted today on the Mostly Autumn site:

We are so very happy to pass on some wonderful news from Heather - she says: -

“By my side happily sleeps Harlan Findlay-Loftus, 7lb 8oz baby boy to ecstatically happy and thoroughly exhausted (in equal measure) parents Heather and Ian. Born this morning at 02.34 after a 3 hour natural labour! :-) ”.

Congratulations to Heather and Ian, and a welcome to the world to little Harlan. As I said last year about Scarlett Gordon, Harlan has already been on stage a great many times, and doesn’t really have the option of not growing up musical :)